- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Thats what she said

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