what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Yo mama's fat.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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I like poop in my butt

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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