High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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Knock knock Go away

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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Anti Joke

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