what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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