What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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