what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

thumb_up thumb_down -104

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down +59

What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

thumb_up thumb_down +29

3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

thumb_up thumb_down +25

you.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

thumb_up thumb_down +21

How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

thumb_up thumb_down +11

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

thumb_up thumb_down +9

i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops