What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

thumb_up thumb_down -21

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Libraries.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

thumb_up thumb_down -129

Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

thumb_up thumb_down -141

whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

thumb_up thumb_down +80

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

thumb_up thumb_down +72

whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

thumb_up thumb_down +56

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Miami Heat.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops