Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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