Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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