Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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A hayride would be fun.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Itookasipasoda

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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The economy.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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