hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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Womens rights

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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The NBA lockout

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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