why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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