How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Christians

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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Miami Heat.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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