How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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