Your momma's so fat...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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A hayride would be fun.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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