Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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You're on fire.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Wumbo

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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