What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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