There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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Why? Because racecar.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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A fat man on a moped

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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