How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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The economy.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Yo Mamma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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