- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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