Amazing

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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Women's Rights

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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