What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

What is the difference?

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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