- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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