What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

class is canceled. My professor died.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

A Serbian Film

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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