why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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