Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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I don't believe in giraffes.

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

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Why was the girl talking to the trashcan? Her entire family was killed in a forest fire. She was the only who made it out but she had several scars and burns. For six years she had no family to talk to. She then gathered an obnoxious amount of cheaply made plastic trashcans and painted her entire family on the trashcan and proceeded to talk to it. For several years now she has been in deep conversation with the trashcan. She then attempted to ask the trashcan a series and intense question in which the trashcan did not respond to. The girl grew very frustrated with the trashcan because it did not answer her question so she angrily threw it off the side of a cliff in the middle of the woods. To answer the question above, as the trashcan was violently falling off the cliff, the girl yelled, "See you next FALL"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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