- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

willam dafoe

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

The Oakland Raiders

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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