Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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