- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

What's red and a cow? Red cow

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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