- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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