Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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hi joshua

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Dont read this joke

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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Anti Joke

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