10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

what you get time to go with? - a clock

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

What did Washington say to California? WC

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

Fat people

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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