What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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