What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

womens rights.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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