Obama walks into a hospital....

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

why are black people so fast? because there black

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

womens rights.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

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