How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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they told me not to write here but i did

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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