- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

Obama walks into a hospital....

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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