- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

what you get time to go with? - a clock

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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