A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

why do mexicans get made fun of

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

A seal walks into a club.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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