You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

The WNBA

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

I just drank a cola.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

Take wrong turns

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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