whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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