- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

I just drank a cola.

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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