- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

How do you end a sentence

You sick fiend

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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