- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What does water taste like? Water

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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