Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

The truth is he loves her!!

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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