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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Feminism.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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