Hi my name is Bob

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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