Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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Gale swallows.

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You're on fire.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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Anti Joke

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