What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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I like turtoes.

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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