Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Miami Heat.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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