Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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The NBA lockout

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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girls basketball

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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