Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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