Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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The NBA lockout

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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