Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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Miami Heat.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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anti-joke teehee

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I like turtoes.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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