What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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what is not funny? This joke.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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