What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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hi

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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Kony 2012

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