- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Tilt your screen back .

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

angelo snyder is not ga

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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