- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Smelly Indians.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

The truth is he loves her!!

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