What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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