- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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