- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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