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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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