Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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Get it? More.

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Heskey time.

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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woman's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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